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Spiritual Warfare Part 1: Surviving the Christopher Hitchens Memorial Park
There is one historical figure who really ought to appreciate this blog, and that’s Jesus. Think about it: no single figure has had more trashy, sub-par, C-grade, disposable culture dedicated in His...
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Spiritual Warfare Part 2: Sin City
If there’s one thing I’ve gotten out of this game, it’s a heartfelt appreciation for what reviewers of bad video games go through. With a bad book or movie at least you have a general idea of when it...
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Spiritual Warfare Part 3: From Gangland to the ‘Burbs
This game suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Can I leave it at that? No? Oh, very well… Last time, NotLink couldn’t make it past the warehouse area and was punished for walking into a bar...
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Spiritual Warfare Part 4: Our Darkest Hour
In my first installment of this seemingly neverending series I joked about how easy Spiritual Warfare was. Of course, that didn’t last, and almost immediately the game cranked up the challenge dial to...
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Spiritual Warfare Part 5: Bananas Are the Ultimate Weapon
First, a confession: I cheated a little. Maybe cheated isn’t the right word, but I did break my own promise to myself that I’d come at this game raw. I ended up looking at a walkthrough on GameFAQ,...
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Spiritual Warfare Part 6: Bodybuilding Gives You Satanic Powers
Well, I did it. It took me a long time, perhaps too long. But I love all the people who read this blog – all eleven of you – so I did it; I played through Spiritual Warfare a second time. I tried to...
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Spiritual Warfare Part 7: Hell Awaits
So many months and a dying computer later…we’re almost done with Spiritual Warfare!!!! But we still have to make one final push, isn’t that right, President Bill Pullman? We’re going to live on!...
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